Reasons why you aren't sick yet this winter 1) A teaspoon of sugar helps the medicine go down, medicine go down 2) Allergic to viruses 3) Stainless steel sinuses 4) Cash incentives to stay healthy 5) The amazing healing powers of suppositories 6) "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me" 7) I'm not a doctor, but I play one on t.v.