OJ Simpson's book is not just another example of commercial exploitation. 
Proceeds from the sale will be used to feed hungry lawyers.

Infomercial exercise guru Susan Powter has filed for bankruptcy. This
woman has lost more than 100 pounds. What she should have lost were her
accountant and her hairdresser.

A new wine is about to be released as a result of NAFTA. The wine will be made 
in California, the cork will be made in Canada, the label's will be from Mexico,
and the hangover will be from Hell.

Oprah Winfrey admitted during one of her recent shows that she smoked crack 
cocaine in her 20's. Not to be outdone, Rush Limbaugh confessed that he once 
ate three extra large Dominos pizzas in one sitting. 

On the side of a septic service truck "Your number two is our number
one" - yeech!

One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is fresh
paint.