IJMC Check and Mate

                        IJMC - Check and Mate

This little post reminds me of some of the sayings I have heard quoted
from Southwest Airlines. Yet another great little airline that could... 
and then grew up into just another low cost airline. Granted, I think
Delta wins awards for how constrained their seats have become. Ahh, I
should be nice, I actually love to fly. Gimme a window seat and watch me
plaster my nose against the plexiglass for the entire flight. A night
landing just makes everything all the better. Enough rambling.     -dave

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant
who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the
aisle and announced to the passengers,

  "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays
that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a

  "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to
raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said,

    "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 

  "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

   Put the tray up, Bitch."    

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