IJMC 10 Commandemments of a Teenager

                 IJMC - 10 Commandemments of a Teenager

People keep telling me you have to grow up. Why? Grown ups have to go to
work, pay bills, and well, act like an adult. Puh-leese. Let me go back to
sleeping through school (you know, on the days I did not skip...), putting
off my homework, drinking kool-aid, going to parties, and waking up at
dawn. Or was it going to sleep at dawn? I never could remember so I kinda
did one on the first night and the other on the next night...        -dave

10 Commandemments of a Teenager!!!

 1)  Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait?)
 2)  Thou shall not do drugz. (Alcohol lasts longer!)
 3)  Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection!)
 4)  Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (Destrustion has a bigger effect)
 5)  Thou shall not steal from thy parents. (Every-1 knows grandma has more money!)
 6)  Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them!)
 7)  Thou shall not skip class. (Just skip the whole day!)
 8)  Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more!)
 9)  Thou shall not think of having sex. (As nike says just do it!)
10)  Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (Just take them to the middle and leave them!)

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