IJMC Pregnant Bronx Woman

                     IJMC - Pregnant Bronx Woman

Tonight's post carries a poignant message. Comas are bad things. I highly 
recommend you never enter a coma. Simply bad news...although you do get 
to catch up on a lot of sleep and perhaps end up looking like Rip Van 
Winkle. Now, if you are a lecherous ole goat, that might be good...but if 
you are a beautiful young woman...then I guess looking like Mr. Winkle 
might not be your cuppa tea. Course, what do I know? Oh yeah, I know 
comas are bad...the Rip Van Winkle bit, well, that is your kink.    -dave

A pregnant Bronx woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.

Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no
longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are
fine. Your brother from The Bronx came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor says.

The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name, guess I was wrong about
my brother. I like Denise!"

Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."

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