IJMC - Bridge Over the River Kvetch

Oh boy. I am looking at my handy-dandy post tracking device...and it is 
pointing its finger at me an going "pthpthpthpthtpht". Ok, so I have 
ended up a few weeks behind for "365 a year" and we are only in the first 
month. Not a great start. What can I say...I gotta get back in the swing 
of things. Probably looking at two or three a day for a couple or three 
weeks...assumming I do not fall behind again. Oi.                   -dave





        A few new Jewish movies for the year...

 1. Gonif with the Wind - a thief tries to acquire ownership of Tara
     through a forged deed.
 2. The Putzman Rings Twice - a mohel murder mystery
 3. Schnorer Rae - a freeloader tries to get in on the union movement
 4. Balaboosta Cockburn - John Wayne's wife memorizes
     Grossinger cookbook
 5. The Good, the Chabbad, and the Ugly - a kosher noodle western
 6. Moby Dreck - Captain Ahab harpoons the wrong end of the whale
 7. The Cincinnati Yid - Steve McQueen uses some of his poker
     winnings to start a  reform congregation
 8. Litvak Big Man - Dustin Hoffman learns that his parents are
     an American  Indian and a Lithuanian immigrant
 9. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kibbitzer -
     Paul Newman and Robert Redford do some standup shtick
     while they rob their victims
10. Bridge over the River Kvetch - the extras complain that
     whistling the theme song dries out their mouth and hurts their lips
11. The Creature from the Black Latke - an overdone potato
     pancake turns into a monster
12. Mamza Poppins - a talented nanny has questions about her
     birth legitimacy
13. The Matzo Candidate - Frank Sinatra is brainwashed into
     thinking it's always Passover
14. Mister Schnapps Goes to Washington - Jimmy Stewart thinks he's
     still filming Harvey
15. Driedls of the Lost Ark - Harrison Ford plays Chanukah games
16. Aleph Doesn't Live Here Anymore - neither the waitress nor
     the old Hebrew school can be found
17. Borscht-time for Bonzo - Ronald Regan tries to train an
     Ashkenazy monkey
18. Singing in the Ch'rain - Gene Kelly gets horseradish on his umbrella