IJMC - Fifty Years, Twenty-Five Great Years

Ho-hum, off to bed I go. Seems a popular topic of mine for these blurbs. 
Granted, sending a post is generally the last thing I do in a day. Maybe 
I should change that...wake up, start a pot of coffee, send a post, drink 
coffee. Hmm, my fear is that I have set as habit to go to sleep after 
sending one of these...so, I would wake up, send a post, go to sleep. You 
know, that might not be such a bad thing...cept, as I kinda mentioned, I 
would probably not make work...hmm...anyone wanna fund this list?   -dave

P.S. That is not a rhetorical question...you may feel free to answer! :)


While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four
elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and
weather, to how things used to be in the "good old days."

Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses.  One gentleman
turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your
bride celebrating your fiftieth wedding anniversary soon?"

"Yup, we sure are," Roy replied.

"Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another man asked.

The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For our
twenty-fifth anniversary, I took Bea to Tucson.  Maybe for our fiftieth,
I'll go down there and get her."