IJMC - Porcelain

Ahh...subscribers say the nicest things. Ok, so, in this case, a 
subscriber says rather interesting things...perhaps not so nice. However, 
bathrooms are a part of life and this is a short message about that 
aspect. Well, brief blurb, I am exhausted and still need to pack. More on 
that in a moment...                                                 -dave






Hi Dave,

     Your mention of the porcelain throne reminded me of a sign I had on
the inside of the bathroom door (directly in front of those on the
throne) in college, written in a moderately lacy script font:

If you make a substantial offering to the porcelain goddess, please
ensure that it is accepted.

The sign worked like a charm!

Jim