IJMC - Hey, Dixie Cups are Cool

Seems one of the posts I sent out a few nights ago treads pretty close to 
the material on a subscriber and fellow listmaster's site. Sheesh, I 
spent so much time reading through all the stuff he has that even though 
I did not find any direct matches, I think it is worth a looksie. Not to 
mention I was pleased that all the ads go back to his own list...so, take 
a gander over at:

http://www.antitelemarketer.com/teletech2.htm

...if ya feel like it. Till then, read on, and enjoy...more coming. -dave




REASON WHY THE SOUTH WILL NEVER RISE AGAIN, SO RECYCLE YOUR DIXIE CUPS.

Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his
entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till
she's fourteen. 

What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? The good
ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.

What's the most popular pick up line in Alabama? Nice tooth!

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba
that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the
operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator
asked, "Can you spell that for me? There was a long pause and finally
Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her
up there?" 

How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the
front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and the person at the
front desk says, "go ahead." 

How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married? There's dried chewing 
tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee 
to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? A documentary. 

How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one 
to watch out for traffic.

Why did God invent armadillos? So that Texas rednecks can have 'possum 
on the halfshell.

Where was the toothbrush invented? Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere 
else it would have been called a teethbrush.

An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to 
the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"

Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner 
gets $3 a year for a million years.

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas 
burned down? Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.

A new law recently passed in North Carolina: When a couple gets 
divorced, they're still brother and sister.

What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas? I-40.

Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each
other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy
Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" .... "Jus' some chickens." .... "If I
guesses how many they are, can I have one?" .... "Shoot, ya guesses right
and I'll give you both of them." .... "OK. Ummmmm . . . five?" 

What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in 
Florida have in common? Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.

A Mississippi redneck came home and found his house on fire. He rushed
next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over
here. My house is on fire!"
   "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Shucks," said the redneck, "don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.

What do you have when there are 32 rednecks in the same room?
A full set of teeth.

Lynn D. Combs