IJMC - Poof the Magic Mirror
 
I suppose that New York can be considered by the sea...although that's as 
far as I'm going to go with the analogy. And this is as far as I am going 
to go with catching up on posts from last week. I'll probably finish the 
next three tomorrow and return to one a day on Tuesday. Have a happy 
Monday, if that's remotely possible!                                -dave






The Magic Mirror

   Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room,
there is a very special mirror.  If one stands in front of the mirror and
tells the truth, one is granted a wish.  However, if one tells a lie,
*POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen
again. 

   A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands
before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the
world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her. 

   Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I
think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows her. 

   Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror
and says, "I think..." *POOF*