IJMC - The 12 Days of AOL

Now if only this was written where AOL only had twelve days left. I 
probably shouldn't pick on AOL too much, it's very good for some people 
on the internet (hi Mom) however it's simply not my thing. Not to mention 
I think this rendition is quite funny. So enjoy, as I have.         -dave







THE 12 DAYS OF AOL

On the first day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the second day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
2 junk mails, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the third day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
3 error messages, 2 junk mails,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the fourth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
4 idiot tech reps, 3 error messages, 2 junk mails,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the fifth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
5 web crashes, 4 idiot tech reps,
3 error messages, 2 junk mails,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the sixth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
6 disconnections, 5 web crashes, 4 idiot tech reps,
3 error messages, 2 junk mails,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the seventh day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
7 frozen IM's, 6 disconnections, 5 web crashes,
4 idiot tech reps, 3 error messages, 2 junk mails,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the eight day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
8 illegal operations, 7 frozen IM's,
6 disconnections, 5 web crashes, 4 idiot tech reps,
3 error messages, 2 junk mails,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the ninth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
9 funky chat rooms, 8 illegal operations,
7 frozen IM's, 6 disconnections, 5 web crashes,
4 idiot tech reps, 3 error messages, 2 junk mails,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.




On the tenth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
10 hours of no mail, 9 funky chat rooms, 
8 illegal operations, 7 frozen IM's,
6 disconnections, 5 web crashes, 4 idiot tech reps,
3 error messages, 2 junk mails,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the eleventh day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
11 channels not working, 10 hours of no mail,
9 funky chat rooms, 8 illegal operations,
7 frozen IM's, 6 disconnections, 5 web crashes, 
4 idiot tech reps, 3 error messages, 2 junk mails,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the twelfth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
12 reasons to cancel, 11 channels not working, 
10 hours of no mail, 9 funky chat rooms, 
8 illegal operations, 7 frozen IM's,
6 disconnections, 5 web crashes, 4 idiot tech reps,
3 error messages, 2 junk mails,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.