IJMC - Cannibal Trial

Ok, so sending out two of these a night just didn't happen. I'll just say 
I've had a long but productive week. Granted there was a massive tension 
headache that lasted for two days of it. I won't say it helped. So all is 
said and done and here it is the night before I leave for a week...and 
I'm behind already...so, spamming time...just read them slowly, there 
won't be any more for a week or so.                                 -dave





There were three men who were lost in the forest.  They were then 
captured by cannibals.  The cannibal king then told the prisoners that 
they could live if they pass the trial.  First step of the trial is to 
go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind 
of fruit.  So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." 
The king then explains the trial to him.  You have to shove the fruits 
up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten.  
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in 
pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

The second one arrives and shows the king his ten fruits were berries. 
When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that 
this should be easy.  1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7...  8... on the 
ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.  The first one asked, 
"Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"

The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw that the third guy 
brought watermelons."