IJMC - Motivationally, the Deluge Begins
I dunno, I may be asking too much of myself to fit the word "deluge" into
ever one of the next 25 posts. However, I am going to try. Also, I will
probably become even more lucid than usual in these little blurbs...and
Betsy, you can probably guess why...my normal combination of sleep
deprivation, stress overload, school concerns, lack of self-confidence,
and almost enough alcohol. Which makes this a good time to say something
I have not said in a long time here...Hi Mom! Let me conclude by saying
that life is messed up when someone has enough time to send these
messages out almost daily...yet only sees his mother once a month...so,
I need to remember to call my mom tomorrow... -dave
TOP 25 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by
killing all those who opposed them.
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos ... then you probably
haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG
fourteen times gives you job security.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
We put the "K" in KWALITY!
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity ... probably has a scapegoat.
Plagiarism saves time.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
TEAMWORK ... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
We waste time, so you don't have to.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
INDECISION ... it's the key to FLEXIBILITY.