IJMC - So Basically...   

...I'm looking to date an easy nympho while anything but sober. Hmm, I 
can deal with that.                                              -dave









DICTIONARY OF DATING...
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DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and
energy to get better acquainted   with a person whom you don't
especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the 
future.    

EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man
that she is interested in him.   Despite being advised to do so, many
women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not 
necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a
woman's eyes are not located in her chest. 

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some
flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. 

INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by
the man as "playing hard to get." 

IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially
attract two people to each other turn into after a few months
together.    

NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often
than he does.   

SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. 

ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular
person.    

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not
entirely choosy people meet.    

LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is
directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.