IJMC - Suffer!

This is a clear case of, "I had to read it so now you do too!" It's a bad 
pun...can you restrain yourself and not read it? Good luck!         -dave









Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
from the Louvre.  However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading
security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only
two blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied: 

   "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh"