IJMC - Three Proofs That Jesus Was...

I think this one's bound to offend some people. I think this one's bound 
to humor some people. I think this one's bound to go out just before I go 
to sleep.                                                           -dave








   THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH: 
 1. He went into his father's business
 2. He lived at home until the age of 33
 3. He thought his mother was a virgin, 
    and his mother thought he was God
 
    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
 1. He never got married.
 2. He never held a steady job
 3. His last request was a drink
 
    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: 
 1. His first name was Jesus
 2. He was always in trouble with the law
 3. His mother did not know who his real father was 
 
    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN: 
 1. He talked with his hands
 2. He had wine with every meal
 3. He worked in the building trades 
 
    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN: 
 1. He never cut his hair
 2. He walked around barefoot
 3. He invented a new religion