IJMC - Top Ten Viagra Slogans
They really should put a warning label on those bottles. I got one pill
stuck in my throat and now my neck's all stiff! I mean it, really folks,
an erection in a pill? Someone decided to make good on taking something
and making it
---> this big <---
...all the while, earning $9 a pop...isn't that illegal in most states?
Leave it to the pharmaceutical companies to get around that law! -dave
Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra:
10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"
9. "One-a-day, like iron"
8. "Get a piece of the rock"
7. "You've come a long way, baby"
6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"
5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
4. "Tastes great, more filling"
3. "Viagra, built ram tough"
2. "Here's the beef!"
and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:
1. Just do her.
Some honorable mentions:
"We work harder, so you don't have to"
"Ten inches long...and growing."
"Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight"
"Viagra, Now is a great time to be silver"
"This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"