IJMC - After Reading the CNNfn Report

I suppose not everyone can afford the price increases of the traditional 
presents this year. Some may have to turn to other means to provide the 
gifts that their friends and family will enjoy. Most of us will just 
select other gifs...but for others, there are no substitutes.      -dave







It was Christmas Eve and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the
prisoner,
 "What are you charged with?"
 
 "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
 
 "What?!?  That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing
this shopping?" 
 
 "Before the store opened," he replied.