IJMC - Wow, A Seattle Reference Without Bill Gates

What a suprise, a joke mentioning Seattle that doesn't have Microsoft in 
the punch line. I promise you, this one doesn't. Granted, after the 
troubles I've had today with Microsoft products...they deserve a good 
ribbing...Office 97 didn't install properly over Office 95 in Windows 95 
so now the neither Office 97 nor its uninstall program works. Tomorrow I 
get to go in and do it...manually. Egads!                          -dave






 A Californian, a Texan, and a Seattlite happened to be having a drink in
 the same bar.  The Texan orders a good bottle of Tequila.  The bartender
 brings him the bottle and the Texan takes a swig. He then throws the
 bottle up in the air, draws his peacemaker and shoots the bottle out of
 the air.  The patrons are amazed.  The bartender says, "I can't believe
 you wasted that whole bottle of Tequila" to which the Texan replys "Its no
 big deal, where I come from, we have lots of Tequila."

 The Californian then orders a bottle of fine wine.  The bartender brings him
 the bottle and the Californian takes a sip.  He then throws the bottle in
 the air, pulls out his Saturday Night Special, and shoots the bottle out of
 the air.  Again the patrons are shocked.  So the bartender asks "Why did you
 waste that bottle of expensive wine?"  The Californian say "It was nothing,
 where I come from we have an abundance of fine wine."

 The Seattlite then orders a microbrew and bartender brings him the bottle.
 The Seattlite proceeds to down the entire bottle of beer.  He then throws
 the bottle up in the air, grabs the peacemaker from the Texan, shoots the
 Californian, and catches the bottle.  Before the stunned bartender can say
 anything, the Seattlite states "Where I come from, we have too many
 Californians.  The bottle is recyclable.