IJMC Would You Like to Live in Alabama?

                   IJMC - Would You Like to Live in Alabama?

Well, it seems they keep revising this application every few years. A 
good friend of mine who lives in the state passed this year's version on 
to me and I dutifully pass it along to anyone who might care to move to 
this particular state. Just don't pass through Atlanta on you way, we 
couldn't forgive you for that.                                     -dave






ALABAMA STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION

    
(last) Name: ________________

                           (_) Billy-Bob
                           (_) Billy-Joe
                           (_) Billy-Ray
                           (_) Billy-Sue
                           (_) Billy-Mae
                           (_) Billy-Jack
                           (Check appropriate box)

   Age: ____
   Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
   Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

   Occupation:
   (_)Farmer
   (_)Mechanic
   (_)Hair Dresser
   (_)Un-employed

   Spouse's Name: __________________________

   Relationship with spouse:
   (_) Sister
   (_) Brother
   (_) Aunt
   (_) Uncle
   (_) Cousin
   (_) Mother
   (_) Father
   (_) Son
   (_) Daughter
   (_) Pet

   Number of children living in household: ___

   Number that are yours: ___

   Mother's Name: _______________________

   Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

   Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

   Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?  (Check appropriate box)

   ___ Total number of vehicles you own
   ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
   ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
   ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
   ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

   Firearms you own and where you keep them:
   ____ truck
   ____ bedroom
   ____ bathroom
   ____ kitchen
   ____ shed

   Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

   Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
   (_)The National Enquirer
   (_)The Globe
   (_)TV Guide
   (_)Soap Opera Digest

   ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
   ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
   ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

   How often do you bathe:
   (_)Weekly
   (_)Monthly
   (_)Not Applicable

   Color of teeth:
   (_)Yellow
   (_)Brownish-Yellow
   (_)Brown
   (_)Black
   (_)N/A

   Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
   (_)Red-Man

   How far is your home from a paved road?
   (_)1 mile
   (_)2 miles
   (_)don't know



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