IJMC Top 10 Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus

          IJMC - Top 10 Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus

Every time I send out a post that knocks religion I find an increase in 
cancelled subscriptions. I don't notice this increase if I send out a 
post that knocks women, men, blondes, Microsoft (ok, so we lost the Gates 
man...), government, or life in general. Hmmm. Time to lose some more 
subscribers...(the door is at http://www.ijmc.com , please see yourself 
out. <grin>)                                                        -dave




        Top 10 Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus

   10.  No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
    9.  Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
    8.  Beer has never caused a major war.
    7.  They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
    6.  When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to
        give it away.
    5.  Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over
        their brand of Beer.
    4.  You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.
    3.  There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
    2.  You can prove you have a Beer.
    1.  If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you
        stop.






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