IJMC - Yet More Thoughts and Stuff

Oi. Vey. Allow me to say, I'm bushed. It's been a long time since I've 
stayed up this late working on, well, work stuff. Technical writing is 
not my forte (hi, Jennifer!) but, well, I've got a first draft and time 
to get a nap before I have to go to the office. Yee haw, I'm gonna be 
lucid today! Coffee ain't gonna make a dent in this...            -dave






 The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get
 up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office.
 -- Robert Frost

 There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
 arousal, particularly in women.  Chief among them is the
 Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.-PJ O'Rourke.

 It is possible for your mind to be so open that your brain falls out.

 I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.

 Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep 'till noon.

 My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
 -- Ashleigh Brilliant

 Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.
 But I repeat myself.-Mark Twain

 Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have another
 drink.

 God is real, unless declared as an integer

 Murphy's Law is recursive.  Washing your car to make it rain doesn't
 work

 Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he
 knows what it is.

 Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you.

 No matter where you go, there you are.-Buckaroo Banzai

 There are some strings.  They're just not attached.

 The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.

 Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

 Truth hurts.  Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat
 missing, but it hurts.-Drebin, Naked Gun 2 1/2

 If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.

 Don't keep a negative attitude, such as   "I will not succeed, I will not
 succeed."  Instead, keep a positive attitude: "I WILL fail.  I WILL
 fail."

 While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own
 form of misery.

 I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.-M. C. Escher

 Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.

 I never knew what true happiness was till I got married.
 And then it was too late.

 I was married by a judge.  I should have asked for a jury.-Groucho Marx

 An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.-Van Roy's Law

 There are two types of people in this world, good and bad.  The good
 sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.-
 Woody Allen

 "Considering my last relationship, I'd rather have the extra rib."

 A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

 Dain bramaged.

 If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality
 comes from morons?