IJMC The Life Savers Flavor of the Month

               IJMC - The Life Savers Flavor of the Month

You know, the Internet is full of those adorable things children say. 
We'll here's one that's not quite as adorable...                -dave

A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,
trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With
their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine
cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.  Then one day, the
teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than
you could ever imagine.

"Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these,"
announced the teacher.  Without difficulty, they managed to identify
the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them
put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of the
children was stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher.  "It's something your
Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time."

Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth
and shouted, "Spit 'em out you guys.  They're assholes!"

IJMC August 1997 Archives