IJMC - An Engineer In Hell

Oi, here's a good one for you. I need to send it off to my Uncle, he 
claims he's heard all of this kind of joke. I'd guess he's missed this 
one, it really catches ya at the end. Enjoy!                     -dave







An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.  St. Peter checks his   
dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -  you're in the wrong place."   
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.  Pretty soon   
the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell and   
starts designing and building improvements.  After a while they've got   
air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a   
pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,   
how's it going down there in hell?"  Satan replies, "Hey, things are   
going great.  We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and   
escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up   
with next."

God replies, "What???  You've got an engineer?  That's a mistake -  he   
should never have gotten down there; send him up here."  Satan says, "No   
way.  I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."  God   
says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."  Satan laughs uproariously and   
answers, "Yeah, right.  And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"