IJMC - Alt.Gilligan's.Theme

Anyone out there ever looked at the list of newsgroups and seen the 
"AT&T, You Will" set? Scary, I'd say...now I think someone should do the 
same thing to this...do so and find a spot on the updated IJMC web site, 
like good subscriber Mr. Fihn! I swear it will be done soon...in the 
meantime, enjoy the following geekism!                             -dave




alt.Gilligan's.theme.redone.revamped.aan3v-ed

alt.comfortable.you.sit-back.relax.listen
alt.fateful.trip.take.took.taken
alt.tropic.shore.started.began.launched-trip
alt.tiny.ship.was.floated.sat

alt.mighty.mate.is.works.obeys
alt.hearty.skipper.leads.commands.orders
alt.five.passengers.left.departed.set-sail
alt.three-hour.tour.is.is.is

alt.rough.weather.developed.got.happened
alt.tiny.ship.toss.toss.toss
alt.fearless.crew.worked.fought.tried
alt.poor."Minnow".!sink.!break.float

alt.battered.ship.landed.beached.tossed
alt.desert.isle.is.is.is-uncharted
alt.bumbling.Gilligan.tries.means-well.screws-up
alt.frustrated.Skipper.fumes.fusses.forgives
alt.pampered.millionaire.whines.sips-drink.chuckles
alt.airheaded.wife.dotes.frets.comforts
alt.zaftig.movie-star.primps.pouts.poses
alt.brainy.professor.plans.invents.pulls-hair
alt.adorable.MaryAnn.smiles.cheers.optimizes
alt.Gilligan's.Island.is.exists.reruns

alt.TV's."Bill L.".sits.waits.watches