IJMC - The Missing Page

You know, the title makes me think of Myst. Which if you haven't played 
it, you should go out, buy a copy, and skip work/school/sleep/life until 
you finish it. Or take your time, it's a great game. I promise I don't 
work for the company nor am I being paid for this (although if they're 
reading this, they can contact me if they'd like to pay me for it...). 
It's just a cool game. Which has nothing to do with tonight's post. It 
has to do about the Bible and is likely to cause a few more cancelled 
subscriptions to the IJMC. But hey, for the rest of you, enjoy. And just 
remember, IT's A JOKE!						   -dave

P.S. The IJMC will be offline for a few days to a week starting Saturday 
the 10th. I'm moving and will resume posting after everything's settled 
back down (or within a week, whichever comes first). Sorry to do this, 
but there will be some changes for the better when we return to normal 
operations. Read on!





They recently discovered a smaller scroll hidden in the cylinder
of the first scroll of the ancient Biblical scriptures, believed
to be the actual "first page" of the Bible.  When deciphered, it
read:


   Copyright (c) 300 B.C. God.  All Rights Reserved First scrawling
   First-Sunrise-After-Stonehenge-Keystone-Is-Shadowed, 300 B.C.
  

   All beings, places and events depicted in this work are
   fictional, and any resemblance to actual beings, places and
   events past, present or future is purely coincidental.
  

   WARNING:  Some of the actions performed in this work are
   dangerous and should only be attempted by professionals familiar
   with the action in question.
  

   NOTE:  Those tiny points of light in the sky when it gets dark
   are called 'stars'.  Some of them do blow up on occasion.  In no
   way should this be construed as a sign that there is, beneath
   such an explosion, any form of saviour.  Should such a
   misconstrual happen, the author will not be held responsible for
   the avalanche of arrogance, zeal, bigotry, humanocentricity and
   other vile acts which will surely follow the residents of the
   planet into time eternal until someone sees fit to erase the
   denizens of the world and let the author start over.
  

   DSBN 0-000000-0000-1
  

   Suggested retail: 1 sheep.