IJMC The Guide to Oral Sex

			IJMC - The Guide to Oral Sex

As promised last night, here is a fairly comprehensive guide to the act 
of oral sex, for both male and female conspirators. If you are devoutly 
religious...don't read this yet, save it til you're wed. If you're 
sexually squeamish, I'm sorry...there is help out there. If you're 
neither of the above...read on and enjoy!		-dave

by Anonymous

Part 1: How To Suck Cock

     Sucking a man's cock is one of the pure pleasures in life. It's sad
to think that many women don't appreciate just how much fun it can be.
The reason for this is they don't know how to do it correctly and so it
doesn't end up being much fun. Because if you mess up, you don't get
your reward. The cock doesn't get hard, the man doesn't have a good time
and the woman feels like a failure.
     But here's the good news: It's easy to learn how to be a terrific
cock sucker. And I'm going to tell you exactly how.
     It doesn't matter what setting you choose, you can be home in bed
or parked on Sunset Boulevard, but seek whatever level of privacy you
need to feel relaxed and sexy. For the purpose of this book, let's say
you're on a couch. You're with a man you like and you know he'd love to
have a good blow job about now.
     Slip down on the floor between his legs and open his fly. Reach in
and touch his prick. If he's hot for you, it will already be hard. If
he's nervous, it may still be bent up inside his shorts. Grab hold of
his cock and lean up to his face and kiss him. See if you can feel a
response down below. Any movement is a good sign.
     Now pull his cock out and see how it stands. If it's straight up,
you're doing great, otherwise, here's what to do: Pull his balls out. If
the pants are too tight, pull them down. Now hold his balls in your left
hand and his cock in your right. Squeeze it gently down toward the
bottom of the shaft and get ready to suck.
     Run your tongue over your lips to get them good and wet and look
into your man's face. He wants to watch you suck him off. Men love to
watch. Now open your mouth just slightly to tease and excite your man
and come very close to his cock. Breathe on him, blow on him with your
hot breath. Stick your tongue out again and reach for him, tease him.
     Making sure your tongue is dripping wet, begin at the bottom of his
shaft and lick upwards, slowly. Turn your head sideways and pretend to
take a bite of him, gently setting your teeth into his flesh. Wet him
again with your tongue and use your hand to spread the liquid around if
necessary. A wet cock looks and sounds a lot sexier than a dry one.
     Your left had meanwhile is massaging those balls, perhaps scratch-
ing them lightly with your fingernails. You may also want to reach
behind and underneath the balls to get to that ever-so-sensitive area
just before the anus, or even to run your fingers over his asshole very
lightly. Since the muscle that cause erection originates back there,
this will produce a reaction in his cock.
     After you've licked his shaft lots of times and it's all wet and
hard, your man is going to start squirming with frustration if you don't
start getting serious. A quick look up at his face will let you know
when you're taking things too far. Teasing is great...to a point. A
little experience in cock-sucking will educate you as to just when that
point has been reached. On one of your upward swings with your tongue,
from the base of his shaft to the rim of his knob, don't stop. Continue
your long, wet lick over the top of his cock, lingering at the hole in
the center. Stick your tongue into it, if you can, but don't suck the
head yet.
     Now run your tongue around the rim of his knob, all the way around,
making frequent passes on the tender skin directly facing you. This is
where most men are the most sensitive. But not all men! That's one thing
a good cock sucker has to learn to do, as soon as you're comfort- able,
that is. Ask questions. Each man is unique and so is his cock.
     Squeeze the shaft and see if some clear liquid pops up. If it does,
dip your tongue into it and pull away. It will stretch with you and look
fantastically erotic to your partner. Now, make like you love the stuff.
Close in on that cockhead like it was chocolate ice-cream and take the
whole knob into your hot mouth. Hold it there. Listen to him moan. Now
down quickly and take as much of his cock as you can get into your
mouth. Don't worry, you won't choke. If you bend your neck in just the
right way, you can take it clear into your throat.
     Stay there, with the cock down your mouth, for just a moment. Feel
it inside of you. This can be almost as luscious as having one in your
pussy.It grows on you.     At this point you can do several things. This
is one of them: Slide back up to the tip of the cock and flick your
tongue against it. Your man will be getting antsy now, wanting you to
deep-throat him some more. But don't let him bully you. If he had his
way, it'd be over in two minutes and what fun is that?
     Moving as fast as he can handle it (don't let him come yet), slide
up and down on his cock as if you're fucking him. If he gets too close
to coming, stop, or at least slow down. If you can't get all the way
down to the bottom of his prick, you can cheat a little by using that
right hand of yours to complete the sensation of deep throating him. It
still looks as if you've got the whole thing in your mouth and still
feels like it. You can also slide your fingers, made in an O-shape
around the shaft, up and down with the rhythm of your sucking.
     That's another thing. Besides just mouthing the cock, you can suck
it which is quite different. There are deep-sucks and little ones and
both feel damned great. Your man may have a preference, however, so
watch his reactions.
     Taking just the knob in your mouth, suck it as if it were a nipple
or a straw. This feels so good tot the man, it makes my pussy hot just
thinking about it. The other suck is a long, sweeping one, where you
take the whole cock and suck it all the way up like you would a popsicle
and then go back and do it again, sucking on the way down as well.
     Here is an important thing to know: Any of these moves will feel
great the first few times or more, but after a while, it's as if the
cock gets immune to feeling. When you sense this, it's time to move onto
your next play. You don't want the cock to go to sleep. You want it
constantly stimulated, almost, but not quite, to the point of orgasm.
     Which is just about where we are now. You've got a raging hard-on
in your right hand and some tight balls in your left. Lean back and take
a look at it. It's beautiful, isn't it? Move your right hand all the way
to the base of the cock and squeeze it there. This will cause the shaft
to fill and thicken, and by now the knob will be shining and smooth.
Continue to take the prick into your mouth and suck and try out all your
various moves until you know the man can't stand anymore and he's's
going to blast off.
     What you do now is between you and your lover. Personally, I like
to watch it shoot. It gives me visual images for my wet dreams and
besides, it's a thrill to see the spurting cum. It's amazing how much of
that stuff comes out and how far it shoots. If you want to watch, you'll
feel it coming with your right hand and know when to back off. You can
even try to catch some on your tongue if you're fast.
     You might want to swallow it, some girls do, and lots of guys like
to have it swallowed. Be careful to back up a little when it goes off
though or you'll gag on it and that's not too romantic. Take it into
your mouth and hold it there and then swallow it.
     Another solution, and this is a nice one too, unless you're making
love where you can't make a mess, is to let the warm, wonderful juices
gush into your mouth and then slide around the already wet cock. It make
it so slippery and delightful to touch! You'll want to run your hands
through it, feeling that hard cock all the way up, smoothing the
glisten- ing cum over the knob. This makes a great sensual image too,
for you and for your man.
     Now you've given your man a blow job that he'll not forget. Believe
me, if you follow my instructions, this guy will want to see a lot more
of you. I've heard from men that one woman in fifty knows how to give
good head. The rest act like it's a big favor. Which is another point i
should make. If you don't like to give head and you've tried to learn to
like it and it still doesn't work, don't give up. Maybe you'll like it
more as you grow older. Men say older women are much better at giving
head. But I should warn you, there are a lot of out here who love to
give head and we're going to be stiff competition for you shy ones. I
know women who can even have orgasms sucking cock.
     One final note, this time for the men: Don't push it. There's
nothing more deadly than having a man push your head down there. Just
wait. If she's into it, she'll get around to it, sometimes not until the
second time you make love. And if you give her time, she'll learn to
like it. If she doesn't enjoy it, perhaps your next lover will.  
 Now go out and get 'em!

Part 2: How to Eat Pussy

     Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy
because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman
who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old
college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will
help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found
a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare
customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it
or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most
guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the
guy who gives good head, he's got it made.
     Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the
world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about
how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you
like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you
down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful,
isn't it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her
pussy. I know. I've seen plenty of them. They come in all different
sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's
cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you.
Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with
transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her
what makes her special.
     Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during
love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the
more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the
time you're petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about
     Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her
inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her
pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different
sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn't mean a
thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is
hidden underneath her foreskin.
     Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet.
You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by
all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have
any juices of it's own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will
stick to it if it's dry and that hurts. But you don't want to touch her
clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused,
her clit is too delicate to be handled.
     Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be
teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it,
kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come
dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate
     Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face
into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it
to further excite her. After you've done this to the point where your
lady is bucking up from her seat and she's straining to get more of you
closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit.
     Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her
pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between
the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands.
Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently.
     Tongue-fuck her. This feels define. It also teases the hell out of
her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it
out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it's
covering. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting
for you underneath. So bring your tongue up tot he top of her slit and
feel for her clit. You may barely experience it's presence. But even if
you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin
that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.
     Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the
clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs
to shudder. When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make
your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck
gently and watch your lady's face for her reaction. If she can handle
it, begin to suck harder.     If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with
her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising
orgasm, move with her, don't fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth
on her clit. Don't let go. That's what she'll be saying too: 'Don't
stop. Don't ever stop!'
     There's a reason for that, most men stop too soon. Just like with
cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning
to do well. I know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can
eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date.
Girls are falling all over him.
     But back to your pussy eating session...There's another thing you
can do to intensify your woman's pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while
she's enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, during or after.
She'll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding
her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of
her vagina. This is what you rub up against when you're fucking her.
Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers
will have to do the fucking.
     Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and
therefore can't get deep enough. Make sure they're wet so you don't
irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little
faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does.
Listen to her breathing. She'll let you know what to do. If you're
sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you're giving
her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock
alone. So you can count on it that she's getting high on this. If
there's any doubt, check her out for symptoms. Each woman is unique. You
may have one who's nipples get hard when she's excited or only when
she's having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble.
Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a more sensitive lover.
     When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes, don't let go
of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come
down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the
clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of
her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently
though, things are extremely sensitive just now.
     If you play your cards right, you'll get some multiple orgasms this
way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she's had an orgasm. Do
you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One
woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting. Do you know what effect
you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She'd be yours as long
as you wanted her.    The last advice I have for you is this: After
you've made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head
she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her
body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's
come all the way down. A man can get off and go to sleep in the same
breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature
requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments
after sex.
     Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have.
But it's what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention
to your lover's signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.

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