IJMC - Outta Date.
No one here at the IJMC ever claimed to know what the date was...enjoy! -dave
Some actual Valentine messages found in the Feb. 14, 1995 edition
of the Daily Nebraskan, for your enjoyment/wooziness:
You swinging buck stallion! Ride me!
- The Queen of the Jungle
If you wanted mayo on your burger, you should have shaken the bottle
This ad good for one free back massage. Be my valentine?
- Love, John
I know a place you can plant your carrot! Humpity, humpity, hop!
Smooch smooch, kiss kiss, hug hug, tonite is the one night of the year
when you have to hold my hand in public without turning all red from
embarassment! Can you do it? If you do, I'll return the favor and let
you hold the remote control.
- Love, Kim
Kim, Christy, Tina, Stacey,
Here's your damn Valentine ad! I wuv you so much snooky, wooky, dooky
(Bleh!!). Love ya guys.
- Todd (Gangsta of love) AKA Maurice
STOP PLAYING WITH MY FAT.
Mayonnaise was not the problem. It was the size of the jar. Tammi
told me I was buying jumbo - Amy
Well here we are yet again another big V-Day, and no I'm not referring
to any STD's. What can I say turn the butter, don't lose the bread,
don't let your tail whack no wall, and don't by no means never, ever
buy any pounds of enispay's from the scarcy guy.
- Love Fire
With each passing day we've spent together, my love for you only
increases. I'll BURS4EVER.
Shell my Belle,
Happy 21st. I khope the b'job was good going down. Remember, Colorado
sucks, but you swallowed.
- Brad P.
Happy Valentine's Day, quit being a poop butt. But I'll still love you.
My loins are in a dither, if you'd only come hither. Please give me
a chance, I need a little romance.
- Love, Frederick
On our fourth V-Day together, let's get crazy. We'll do nude